Hillary Clinton Mocks Barack Obama During Campaign... →
A short story and a video showing Billary mocking Obama for thinking he can make a change in Washington. She doesn’t think it can happen because she whored herself out years ago. Sometimes, Billary, it isn’t about you.
Waiting for Elly's recital to start. Forced to listen to light jazz. Pure f'in torture and now I'm sleepy.
A transcript that exemplifies my daughter and I's...
Shannon: so sorry if i'm a bit snippy.
Me: be nice to your family. we love you NO MATTER what. ￼
even when you're the...
Shannon: hey, everyone gets to be mean once in a while. i just got through a day of being nice, i deserve a little credit.
Me: sorry for accusing you of not working
Me: us=nice; them=meany
Shannon: my stomach is aching something terrible...
Me: dont i look mean in my picture
Shannon: the heating pad isn't helping.
Me: elly's is too
Shannon: yes, you look a bit like darth vader.
Me: or is it menstrual?
Shannon: i dunno. might be. could explain why i spontaneously feel like being mean. plus, [a teacher] is a bit of a bi-otch.
Shannon: she's cranky all the time.
Me: Now STFU and GBTW!!!!1!
Shannon: what does gbtw mean? and don't say mean things. i won't like you. stfu is incredibly insulting.
Me: sigh. you haven;t been reading your digg
Shannon: not really. sorry. i don't have time for a life anymore.
Me: it is an easy acronym, slightly funny, and mildly insulting, but not really trying to be insulting
Shannon: sad panda
Shannon: why is the panda always sad?
Me: very much suits me, me thinks
Me: cause he isnt consuming human flesh?
Me: or humping ling ling?
Me: or maybe cause he's endangered and all thats really left is being the mascot for the world wildlife federation?
Shannon: poor ling ling.
Me: and he has a really awkward bastard stepchild of a "thumb"
its really quite freaky
Shannon: you know, that's a bit more of the life of the sad panda than i probably needed to know. it's so not-bubbly.
Me: and then creationist use his "thumb" for an argument for ID
Me: and the panda is smarter than most creationists, yet he gets no credit and is placed further down on the evolutionary tree, which makes him depressed and dejected. that makes him even sadder and he just thinks about humping ling ling and sucking on his fugly thumb which starts the whole process over again
Me: i am so posting this transcript on my tumblr site
Shannon: you should. it's quite bubbly.
Interesting developments in Pakistan: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/19/world/asia/19pstan.html?hp
Ran into some yahoo at Village Inn tonight trying to convince/convert me to believe in Intelligent Design. Leave me alone! ”Odds of life occurring by chance is 10^4000 according to Hoyle and some other mathematician.” Fuck off. Remember: There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. (Mark Twain, Benjamin Disraeli) Math and stats can be used ot prove anything. Particularly ambiguous odds...